Category: Black Patrol

Black Patrol – Fake Soldier Gets Used as a Fuck Toy – Maggie Green, Joslyn


A lot of cops are veterans. So, it’s pretty easy for them to spot a poser, and it really pisses them off. This idiot had the uniform all wrong. He was even wearing sneakers. The ladies in blue confronted him with a fe...

Black Patrol – Purse Snatcher Learns A Lesson


We performed a sting operation to catch a purse snatcher that has been terrorizing our neighborhood. It turned out to be an immigrant who would rather steal than work. We took him in in order to teach him a fucking le...

Black Patrol – Black artistry denied


Got a call about some gang related graffiti going down on a private residence down an alley. When we rolled up, our little black Picasso took off running. Thankfully, his artistry skills and running abilities are both...